BAH3 Trail#1539 Any Cock & Gerbil

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When:
May 21, 2017 @ 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
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Where:
Patuxent Ponds Park Odenton 21113
Patuxent Ponds Park
Odenton, MD 21113
USA
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What: A Trail So Great Everyone Will Grab Their Own Pussies and I Wont Have to do It For You. Its that good.  And we got all the best thorns. Sweet ravines of Justice. Ziggity Zaggity swamp woods. Ponds. Marsh grass. Marsh. Beaver dams. Stuff impossible to walk through. Poison Ivy. Beautous fields of tall grass supporting Our Precious Ecosystem of ticks and chiggers. Random sewer pipes.  And hills like you wouldn’t believe.   I hear the crowds are already enormous.
When: 3 pm HST Sunday May 21 2017
Why:  You are Suave. You are “in the know” when it comes to the finer things, like Baby Back Ribs Flavored Wavy Lays and Select Craft Microbrews With That Hoppy Taste, like National Bohemian.
Who: This trail is Johnny Cockring approved. Anyone can do it. Well maybe not him. Runners and walkers.
Where: Patuxent Ponds Park Odenton 21113. I guarantee there are sections of this trail that not even Cervix has been on.
Notes: Just thought of the On after. So. More on that later.
Hare phone 703 346 3066
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