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Jan
30
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1793 Crash Test Dumbass and Transplant It In Me
Jan 30 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
What: BAH3 Trail #1793 Hasher’s Delight
When: SUNday 3pee m sharp 1/30/22
Who: Crash Test Dumbass & Transplant It In Me
Where: Northwest Regional Park: 4515 Deer Park Rd, Owings Mills, MD 21117
Cost $6
Why: To continue TiiM’s quest for wooden hare mug glory & all that cums with it!
Deets: Before this area was the land of pleasant shiggy it was the land of Chrome, Chromite, & Chronium. An adventure awaits you as you hash on top of the Old Choad mine on the Serpentine grassland & Oak Savanna: 2 twisting trails: Eagle 6+/Turkey 4 (4 splits/merges), Shots (hot & cold), Beers (just cold), Shiggy (yup!), Snow (supposed dusting), Wankers…(possibly you??). Dogs up to owners, butt leashes required in park & we will be crossing a few roads. Also the shaggy is thick in a several areas so look out for poor just fidos. Kids, only if they are not going to be whiny little bitches (Although Whiny Little Bitch is being sent this). Strollers nope! Cranium Lamp up only if you take too long or get lost.
Feb
6
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1794 Narcolimpdick and Mudflaps
Feb 6 @ 3:00 pm
Feb
13
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1795 Bobbin 4 Buttplugs, BJ, Camo, Chix (maybe)
Feb 13 @ 3:00 pm
Feb
20
Sun
BAH3# Trail 1796 Extra Creamy Dog Crap and Adidas
Feb 20 @ 3:00 pm
Feb
27
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1797 Any Cock’ll Do Me
Feb 27 @ 3:00 pm