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What: Hash #1538 – Mama said hashing is the devil
After listening to your mum lament about how you’re not married yet, or how you haven’t given her grandbabies, or how your siblings have a much better job than you, you definitely will need a drink. BAH3 is here for you- we have beer, shots and trail!
When: 5/14, 1500ish
Where: Pheasant Run Shopping Center, 9830 Mallard Drive, Laurel MD. Park by the dry cleaners and sketchy playground
Who: Mango Bango and Spread The Helix
Cost: $6
Type: A to A
Dry Bag: obvi
Other stuff: Trail is dog friendly, on after is not. Not stroller friendly. There shall be thorns, ticks, and poison ivy galore so plan accordingly.
D’rections:
-From Baltimore: take 295 south. Exit at 197 toward Bowie Laurel, then turn left onto 197 S/Bowie Laurel. Take a sharp left onto 197 N. The plaza is on your right.
-From Frederick: Take 70 East to exit 80 for 32 south. Take exit 10C for the Baltimore Washington Parkway S toward Washington. Exit at 197 toward Bowie Laurel, then turn left onto 197 S/Bowie Laurel. Take a sharp left onto 197 N. The plaza is on your right
-From Annapolis: Take 50W. Take exit 11 for MD 197 Collington Rd toward Bowie. Continue into MD 197 N, the plaza will be on your right.
Hares cell: Mango: 513-253-8883
On-After: Bj’s Restaurant and Brewhouse, 14714 Baltimore Ave., Laurel, MD 20707
What: Hash #1540 – AGM -sometimes known as the Anal Genital Meeting, this year we will be Ambling Gently in the Meadows.
When: 28 May at 1 PM! Notice the special start time!
Where: 22400 Fitzgerald Dr. Laytonsville, MD MapLink
Hares: Extra Creamy Dog Crap, Choke Out to Put Out, Gunna Probably Spew, Lube In the Tube
Cost: $6
Dry Bag: No, just take off your clothes and drip dry.
Trail Notes: Just a gentle, A to A, amble around the backyard meadows, followed by a few refreshing drinks, discussion of the weather & how the garden grows, and draining the swamp of the crooks that have been running BAH3 into the ground & electing somebody that can Make BAH3 Great Again!
Not very stroller friendly. There are no thorns, ticks, and poison ivy in our meadows so no need to prepare for those eventualities….
Hares cell: ECDC 240-644-4477
On-After: At the ‘A’. We will have some food to share, you can bring some too. We will probably run out of alcohol after circle, so bring some extra. We have a grill to get your meat hot and is a pool to cool it off in. (Pool is not as warm as last year).
Did I mention the 1 PM start time?