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May
4
Sat
We have rented the Jug Bay pavilion area and the associated facilities for a weekend. Everyone is invited to this BYOE affair. This means Bring Your Own Everything (food, beer, supplies, pants, etc). The kennel will provide a keg of beer, orange food after trails, and charcoal for the community grill.
How much you ask for this premier event? $30 gets you two trails and all the beer and fun you can consume!
Sadly, we couldn’t reserve the entire wetland sanctuary, so muggles will be abundant.
At this event, we’re gonna be prudes,
not that we don’t love your nudes!
If you think you’re special and decide to go bare,
we’ll kick your ass out of this affair.
We’ll be drinking and going for a run,
cuz that’s what beatch 3 does for fun
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