Trail# 1628 – All Day I Dream About Sausage

January 6, 2019 @ 3:00 pm
809 Pinnacle Dr
Linthicum Heights
MD 21090
What: BAH3 Tail 1628
Where: 809 Pinnacle Dr, Linthicum Heights, MD 21090. Park between the buildings near the back.
When: Sunday 1/6, 3:00 PM
Hare: All Day I Dream About Sausage 301-641-7426
Why: In another display of poor judgment ADIDAS decided he could hare a trail alone. Nobody to question decisions. Nobody to say “don’t cross that raging river,” or “5 miles of pavement is too much.” At least I found a parking lot to start and circle in this time. And maybe, just maybe, I won’t lose the walkers.
Bring $6 and your lowest expectations. Probably more distance than usual, and less shiggy too. You shouldn’t even need a dry bag. I mean, even though I’m full of shit, it’ll be a toasty 50 degrees and your wet socks will help keep you cool. [BRING A DRY BAG AND A CHANGE OF FOOTWEAR]. Dogs should be fine, unless they’re going to decide to chase down horses that are 100 yards away. Wheeled hashing devices not so much.
Runners approximately 4.5 miles, walkers approx 2.5
On After: TBD