Hangover Helper 2015

January 1, 2015 @ 1:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Rosaryville State Park

The Hangover Helper Hash rides again!

The One, the Only, the Totally Expected Hangover Helper Hash will be
held on (wait for it…)

January 1, 2015! (insert roaring crowd noise here)

Start Time: 1pm (1300 hours to that Happy Band of Brothers) SHARP! And
we mean that. Just ask anyone who’s done this before.

Location: Rosaryville State Park, Rt 301, Upper Marlboro, MD

Cost: $20 because we’re tired of making change. What do you get for
that pittance? Why do you keep coming? For the crap warm beer, tepid
over-boiled food, unraveling TShirt with a trite saying, week-old
oysters… what was the other thing?

oh yeah – Trail! miles and miles of shiggy in bone-wrenching cold
weather! We promise trails, mud, water, briars, horse-sh!t, annoyed
mountain bikers, and yes, Park Rangers who don’t understand Dan Zipper’s
problem with authority.

Be sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes for the on-after.

-From pretty much anywhere in the DC/Baltimore region, make your best
way to the intersection of Rts 301 and Rt 4 in Upper Marlboro.
-Proceed south on Rt 301 about 4.5 miles.
-Immediately after the traffic light at Osborne Rd, look for the park
entrance on the right.
-Enter the park, paying your $3 per car fee (honor system)
-Proceed through the main gates to the pavilions at the end of the road.
-Look for wankers, then hash.
-You can hash before looking for wankers, but there is usually strength
in numbers. see comments above about bikers and rangers.