CCH3 Preakness Weekend

May 16, 2014 – May 19, 2014 all-day

COST: $99.17 for Sideboob (Cash discounted price of $95), or $114.61 for Full Frontal package (Preakness run and Friday Full Moon) (Cash discounted price of $110)

WHERE: Falls Road Running Store, 6247 Falls Road, Baltimore, MD 21209

TIME: Haberdashery and Pre-lube start at 9:00am, Pack away at 10:00am sharp!

WHAT YOU GET: It’s mounting time!! C’mon cowboys, cowgirls, and slrigwoc, dust off that horse fetish and join us for the 2014 Preakness Run. “Sideboob” Package Rego includes a dandy giveaway, Saturday AM Cowboy-themed trail with 3 beer checks (yeehaw!), picnic lunch (gimme dem vittles!), transportation to and from the 139th Annual Preakness Stakes (translation: the 2nd biggest horse race in the country! (translation: an excuse to drink all day! (translation: you *might* even see a real horse, giddyup!))) – tickets to the Preakness InfieldFest + Mug Club, a $80 value including all the BEER you can drink ALL DAY and live performances by Lorde, Switchfoot, Eli Young Band, Sundy Best and Go Go Gadjet. “Full Frontal” Package Rego includes all that beautiful Sideboob, PLUS Friday DC Full Moon trail in downtown Baltimore with dinner included.

ADD’L INFO: Preakness Run Trail is A to B, with a bag vehicle provided. Runners should bring a dry bag. Walkers and runners trails, stroller friendly, dog friendly. On-after at Preakness Infield Fest, and then off to the bars! Registration is capped at 58 people. Additional Full Moon trail info cumming…

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