BAH3 Trail# 1737 White Elephant not White Elephant trail AYC, BJ3, Bobbin, Chix

January 17, 2021 @ 1:00 pm

Trail Deets BAH3 1737 This Sunday 17-Jan-2021 at 1pee em

What: White Elephant, not White Elephant trail!

Who: At Your Cervix, Beetlejizz3, Bobbin 4 Buttplugs, and Chix Won’t Stick

When: Trail will be set by 1300, show up around then.

Where: ATM Machine at Fantasies Nightclub & Sportz Bar
5520 Pennington Ave, B’more, MD 21226

Why: Cuz. While we cannot play at the nightclub, we can still seduce you with a Sunday perfectly wasted. You’ll have to hold onto your stripper tickets until next year. 🙁

What Else: COVID rules. BYOB/S (Beer/Strippers).

NOTE: Unfortunately, there will be no official exchange of clown pics, VHS pron, legendary lamps, or massive floppy silicone objects. Moremen will get to keep his “girlfriend” for another year. The hares may bring all of their unwanted trail treasure from 2020 (good riddance) and place it for you to find.

ADDITIONAL NOTE: Remember we like the Strip Club, they currently like us. Please don’t do anything in the parking lot they own that would get them in trouble for too large a gathering.

Feel free to bring a onesie and dry stripper heels to change into after trail.