Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers

What: BAH3 Trail #1542 Dad Jokes Trail

Where: Urban BBQ, 802 Pinnacle Dr, Linthicum Heights, MD 21090

Hash Cash: $6 hare support (Don’t be a deadbeat dad!)

When: Sunday, 18 June 2017, Pre-Lube 1:30 PeeM HST (need time to work on our dad bods), Pack Away 3 PeeM HST

Details: It’s Father’s Day, which means its time for two things: demanding a DNA test, and DAD JOKES!! Be sure to have some tape ready, because your sides are gonna be splitting. You might wanna wear knee pads, cuz you’ll be slappin’ them all day. Bring a saddle, cuz you’ll be laughing until you’re horse. I can do this all day, folks. AND I WILL.

Dress code: Cargo shorts and polo shirts are required. Sandals only allowed if accompanied by socks.

D’erections: It’s near the Nursery rd. exit on 295. Use a GPS or stop in ask for d’erections at a gas station like how our father’s taught us.

Trail Notes: A to A’ish (there will be a bag vehicle), walker, runner, dog friendly (both pre-lube and on-after have patios for dogs). Not stroller friendly (but you can see the hares for a reach..I mean workaround).

On After: For those that fear the DNA test results, freedom is 5 minutes away at BWI. For everyone else, Toro Bravo, 802 Pinnacle Dr, Linthicum Heights, MD 2109

Hares: PPP LLC, Seriously 5-10

Hare Cell: 850.774.2001 or 781.414.1062