BAH3 Trail #1848 – Narcolimpdick, Wuhan Used Clam, Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

February 5, 2023 @ 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
BAH3 Trail #1848: It is what it is.
When: February 5th, 3pmmmmmmmm
Where: 8300 Ice Crystal Drive, Scaggsville, MD (Shitty Kitty Parking Lot)
Hares: Narco…LimpDick, Lickity Splitz Down the Pole, Wuhan Used Clam
Hash Cash: $6
Hare notes:
Between work and life, I overestimated the time I had to plan a trail. So, you get what you get. This trail will be a mash of areas I scouted for past trails but didn’t use (hare razor edit: upshot, it always pays to scout and have pocket trails ready for use). SO, you know it’s gotta be, uhhh, good? But don’t fret, because Lickity and Wuhan answered the Narco… LimpDick pitiful cry for help and have cum on board to add their magical touch to save the day. Though, trying to make Narco look good is like trying to put lipstick on a pig, so keep your expectations in check. It’s February, and this is the lull week between the sportsball championship games and the Superb Owl, so, you have no real excuse not to cum. And don’t tell me you’re gonna watch the Pro Toilet Bowl (Hare razor note: Is it ‘touch sportsball now, right?’. also these hare notes are getting wordy)? That is a load of BS. Besides, being able to spend time with Lickity and Wuhan is all the reason you should need to cum on to this trail. And Beer. Dogs welcum (even the CumDog), though they need to be leashed at start and for a good portion of trail. Not stroller friendly. Walker and R*nners trails. Bring a dry bag ‘just in case’.
On-after: Looney’s Maple Lawn