BAH3 Trail #1838 Facial Profiling

November 27, 2022 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Trail #1838; An Afternoon for Wild Turkey(s)
When: Sunday November 27 at 3 PM sharp.
Start: Clarksville Elementary School
12041 Clarksville Pike, Clarksville, MD 21029
Park, then walk past the basketball courts on your right heading towards the baseball diamond.
Hares: Facial Profiling & Giggles
Cost: sex-doll hairs.
Trail Notes:
I know you are still stuffed from swallowing the juicy and succulent meats of DHO, Just Grant, and Judge Prudy.
Sadly, there is no meat for you to stuff in your pie / pie-hole this trail. Only vegetables. Well, except for the wild turkeys.
Will your feet get wet? Depends on your balance. So yeah, chances are good. Bring a dry bag.
Trail will be boring and uneventful. If you don’t believe the hare, please come to trail and find out for yourself.
Bring a cranium lamp and at least one cousin and / or your least favorite in-law.
Runner and walker trails I guess.
Dog friendly.
Strollers may find themselves in a tangle but I am sure if you are a parent you can figure it out. The hare could never figure out sex much less parenthood.
Definitely eat the red berries.