BAH3 Trail# 1828 Bambi’s Bitch
What: BAH3 Trail #1828: “Maiden’s Choice, Leakin from the Athole” Trail
When: Sunday, September 18th, 3 PEEm
Where: Interstate 70 at Security Blvd Park and Ride
Who: Bambi’s Bitch, My Big Fat Greek Orgy
How: A-A, 4.69-ish miles (walkers may get a shortcut)
BN(s?), SN, BeerQuest
Found some more urban shiggy, so you get to go through it too!
Not dog friendly; there are a couple short fences, and I would not wanna walk through the stuff on trail bare-pawed.
Bring a cranium lamp or fleshlight, otherwise stick to the pack and hope somebody was smarter than you.
If you have weak baby lungs that can’t even huff mold spores, you might wanna bring a mask. Just sayin’.
Also, I hope your PrEP and tetanus shots are up to date, so don’t complain if you impale your ass on something.
Prelube/On After: uhh Bullwinkle’s Saloon, probably? Unless anyone has any better ideas.