BAH3 Trail# 1824, 1825, 1826, 1827 – CAMPOUT

September 9, 2022 – September 11, 2022 all-day


It is time once again to sojourn forth into the wilds of Baltimore-Annapolis with the Hash House Harriers to join the wise and aged Alefather. That’s right, the one-eyed Lord Bohdin, wielding his sacred spear Hungnin, and accompanied by his two ravens, THOT and Mammary, will lead us up the world tree, ShyggdrASSil. The Viking Conquest is upon us!
BAH3 invites you to join us for our 2022 Campout, The Viking Conquest. It will be two days of fun, food, trails and, of course, beer!

A further note on [sigh…] the continuing Covid situation:Maryland continues to slide between low and high transmission rates of Covid-19. We are again requiring PROOF OF VACCINATION to attend the BAH3 Campout. Either email or show it at sign-in.


Date: September 9-11, 2021
Location: Maryland Health Society. The oldest non-profit clothing-optional health resort and campground in the country. The campground offers numerous amenities including an outdoor pool, clubhouse facility, showers, tent camping, cabins, and the wait list for RV hookups.

Theme: Viking Conquest


See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.



Campground Admin:
-Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.
-BRING A TOWEL. A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hasher can carry. You’ll need your towel to sit on, any time/any place. Standard nudist camp rule.
-Body paint or hair dyes are allowed in the public areas, but not in the pool area including the poolside showers.
-Posted speed limits will be adhered to at all times.
-Do eat inside the pool enclosure.
-Dispose of cigarette butts in ashtrays only.
-Lounges, chairs or floats not permitted on walkways around the pool—use grass areas.
-When leaving MAHESO take all your personal items with you, put away your lounge chairs and pool items and properly dispose of trash.
-No Glitter
-No Children
-No Dogs. You’ll have group therapy all weekend. Leave Fido at home.
-No cameras allowed in common areas. Obtain consent from your campmates prior to taking their picture.
-Also, no one is here for the drama, so keep that at home with the kiddos and doggies.


Recent message from GM:

Good evening Wankers-

We are less than a week out. I hope you’ve prepared your viking-related accoutrements and your livers for BAH3 Campout 2022, The Viking Conquest! *If you enjoy patch-whoring, bring some patches to exchange.

There’s some notes I want to put out before we get together.

1: A note about the venue. I want to emphasize beforehand that we are cumming together at a nudist camp and that we will be embracing the titillating and, dare I say, risque antics that only the dirtiest among us can bring to bare. NO PHOTOGRAPHY is allowed at MAHESO. MAHESO also specifically bans glitter, and hair dye is not allowed in the pool area.

2: This is the gentlest reminder that nudity, drunkenness, previous behavior, or reputation do not equal consent. Don’t touch things that are not yours. If you have a “what about” edge style question, come ask me about it.

3: We still have a pandemic going on. While the current strain is less dangerour, vaccinations are still required. Please send proof to or bring it to registration. We also have the new and exciting MONKEYPOX to vie with. In line with CDC recommendations, I would like to suggest some mitigations to prevent the spread of the pox of monkeys:
– Condoms (latex or polyurethane) may protect your anus (butthole), mouth, penis, or vagina from exposure to monkeypox.
– Masturbate together at a distance, without touching each other.
– Have virtual sex with no in-person contact.
– Consider having sex with your clothes on.
(Seriously, no shit check this thing out, it’s hilarious: )
If you have either Covid or Monkeypox, stay home.

4: Below this is the schedule for BAH3 Campout, to better prepare your entry to the land of merriment. Note that all of these times are somewhat flexible, like our sexuality, and much like our sexuality is directly impacted by how much we’ve had to drink. Remember that if some deadline is missed, we’re all hungover.

2:00pm Registration/Kegs Tapped
5:00pm Shiggy Trail
7:00pm Dinner
9:00pm Shot Crawl

8:00am Brass/Sparkle Monkey
8:30am Breakfast
8:30am Hab | Patch Exchange*
10:30am Trail
1:00pm Lunch
4:00pm Games & Beer Mile
7:00pm Dinner
12:00am Naked Trail

8:30am Breakfast
10:00am Fat Boy Trail
12:00pm Cleanup/GTFO

See you Friday-
-Udderly Vanilla

P.S. You can still offer to help clean up (talk to Lickety Splits Down The Pole) or in the kitchen (talk to Mudflaps) or if you want to contribute to the Shot Trail (talk to Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times!).