BAH3 Trail# 1820 Blinded by the Splooge, Magic Sharpie Ride, Bambi’s Bitch
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When:
August 14, 2022 @ 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
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What: BAH3 Trail #1820 – Magic Bambi Spooge Trail
When: Sunday, August 14th, 3 PEEm
Why: $6
Where: Brooklyn Park Senior Center/Middle School
202 Hammonds Lane, Brooklyn Park, MD 21225
Who: Blinded by the Spooge, Magic Sharpie Ride, Bambi’s Bitch
How: A-A`, ~3 miles walkers, ~5 miles runners, 6.9 miles eagles
Gird up your shiggy socks and leave the weak and infirm behind (or at the pool), since we managed to find some primo hash terrain in this rather developed Bmore suburb. And possibly chiggers. Definitely ticks. Woo!
Eagles might need to swim a little, and dogs will need to be leashed for most of trail (but seriously, you should probably leave them at home in the AC, it’ll be hot af).
You WILL need to hose off your nastyass mudfeet and all other filthy appendages after trail before getting in the pool. NO EXCEPTIONS
Although we can’t stop you from swimming in your birthday suit, the neighbors (and the apartment block across the road) can likely see into the yard.
Prelube/On-after: Magic Sharpie Manor, 116 Haile Ave, Brooklyn Park 21225
Show up after 1pm to dip your bits in the pool before trail (or never leave camp, if you’re lame).
There’ll be a charcoal grill for your meats and veggies – if we have our shit together, might even make some pulled pork for ya’ll.
If you let the dogs escape out the gate, you will be murdered. : )