BAH3 Trail# 1815 ADIDAS & Narcolimpdick

July 10, 2022 @ 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Trail #1815: The Dog(gie style) Days of Summer
When:  July 10th, 3pm (Standard Hash Time)
Where: JHUAPL Pavilion (park by softball field off of Sanner Rd).

Hash Cash: $6
Hares:  All Day I Dream About Sausage, Narco Limp Dick, Read Between the Slime
Come join your venerable hares as we provide you with a wonderful scenic trail, parts of which have never likely been seen by any of you wankers.  And what do you get after this wonderful trail?  A cookout under a pavilion!  That’s right.  We’ve secured the APL pavilion for the day, and will provide the drinks, charcoal, plates, utensils.  We’ll also provide some amounts of food, including sausages (it’s an ADIDAS trail after all), but probably not enough for all you gluttonous degenerates.  Therefore, you are encouraged to bring whatever additional food you want to stuff your sexy faces with, and whatever you want to drink post circle at the cookout.
Trail is dog friendly (with some portions requiring leash).  Not Stroller friendly.  Walker and Runners trails.  Likely a section or two that will make you cuss and make us laugh.
Hare contacts:  Narco (240-381-9502);
ADIDAS (YOU-FUC-KOFF) (301-641-7426 as alternate);