BAH3 Trail# 1794 Narcolimpdick and Mudflaps

February 6, 2022 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
What: Trail #1794. That Phuckin Phil!
When: Sunday 2/6 Start time: 14:69 (aka 3pm)
Cedar Lane ES.
11630 Scaggsville Rd, Fulton, MD 20759
Hosted By: BAH3, and your Hares Mud Flaps and Narco LimpDick
Hash Cash: $6
So that ass-wipe groundhog didn’t see his shadow (or maybe he did, who the hell cares). Either way, they’re predicting 6 more weeks of winter, and 2 more weeks of masking to ‘slow the spread’. And what’s up with the groundhog being male? You know damn well if he can’t find his shadow, he sure as hell isn’t asking anyone for direction. This is the 2020’s for Lord Natty Boh’s sake. It’s time to bring Phyllis out! Maybe she will be smart enough to do something different so we have at least a chance for a quicker end to winter. Though she will likely be too busy yelling at Phil about that time 3 years ago when he forgot to put out the trash. Anyway, I digress. With nothing else to do in your boring, pathetic lives, you might as well show up to this cold, underwhelming trail. At least there will be beer. Unless we forget.
For any newbies, there will be a shorter trail (‘walkers’) and a longer trail (‘runners’). Dogs OK, but will require leash on a good portion of trail. Dry bag encouraged ‘just in case’. As always in these times, don’t come if you aren’t feeling well. The mask comment was a joke. Covid isn’t.
Hare Contact info: Narco: 240-381-9502 Mud Flaps: 443-852-0673