BAH3 Trail# 1783 Don’t Have One Thanksgiving
Double the Thanks Trail
Hares: Judge Prudy, Fish Eye Between Her Thighs, Old Forgetful, Transplant It In Me, Don’t Have One
Where: 106 Bloomsbury Ave
Catonsville MD 21228-5249
Catonsville elementary school
When: Nov 21
3 pm Puritan time!
Cost: post pandemic pricing
It’s time to whip out your cockels (pilgrims hat) and shave your beaver pelt. The anal thanksgiving hash is nigh. Bring dry satchel, shiggy mukluks and a torch. Leashed livestock and papooses welcome.
Same trail as every year but doubly shitty. It will be a joyless pavement pounder with double the hares.
We are doubling the ham with double the glaze to double your enjoyment, double the shots, fizzy moonshine, pumpkin bread and possibly homemade chocolate chip cookies with the browned butter…
Get there after 3 and hash alone…
On after: Morsbergers