BAH3 Trail# 1753 Beer and a Bag of Dildos . . . Good Times!, Mathturbator, and Just Brian
Bah3 trail 1753: your mom is as dirty as this trail.
When: Sunday May 9. Trail will be set by 3peem. And don’t forget to wish your mom a happy Mother’s Day since I forgot to tell her last night!
Where: Terrapin Nature Park. 191 Log Canoe Cir, Stevensville, MD 21666 (yes, this is across the bay bridge). Park on the street if the lot is full.
Why: Your mom asked me and I’d do anything for her.
How much: pay none money, byostuff and you will probably get some on/after trail too.
Hares: If you like trail, thank Beer and a Bag full of Dildos…Good Times (hare cell 585-748-7515). If you hate trail, thank Just Brian and Mathurbater.
Details: BRING A DRY BAG! Don’t bring anything with you on trail that you don’t want to get as wet as your mom was last night. Dogs should be okay (if they can swim, and bring a leash). Walker trail can be made child friendly. Insert one more joke about me banging your mom.