BAH3 Trail# 1752 ADIDAS and Narcolimpdick
Trail #1752: Arriba! – An ADIDAS and Narco experiment.
Date: Cinco (menos tres) de Mayo (that’s 5/2 for you English speakers), 3pm
Start: High Ridge Park: 10100 Superior Ave, Laurel MD
Hares: All Day I Dream About Sausage (301-641-7426) and Narco Limp Dick (240-381-9502)
Look. It’s as close as a BAH3 trail is going to get to Cinco de Mayo in 2021, so !Andale! your ass to the start and experience the shitshow that is an ADIDAS trail. Bring a Light Source! (Duh, we said it was an ADIDAS trail, so if the weather permits there’s probably at least one tunnel).
There will be beer. There will be beer checks. There will be pavement. There will be shots of some sort to celebrate the day. And of course there will be orange food. Two trails (runners and walkers) await you wankers. Dogs will need a leash for the majority of trail. Leave the strollers at home. Bring a dry bag. Light source highly recommended for runners trail, somewhat helpful for walkers trail.