BAH3 Trail# 1749 Udderly Vanilla and Learner Spermit

April 11, 2021 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm

WHAT: An Excess of Precise Information: The 411 Trail

So, pay attention, because we can only say this once-
Two trails, two starts, 0ne Walks, 0ne R*ns
There’s not enough parking for everyone, so we’re tearing this family apart!

Also there’s beer at some point.


Sunday, 11 April 2021 ADD (Gregorian calendar)
Trail will be set by 3 PEEM (1500 local, 1900Z)

WHERE: (Pay attention!)

Runners Start:
The parking area across the street from 705 Marriotsville Rd. Near McKeldin Area, Patapsco Park

705 Marriotsville Rd.
Marriottsville, MD 21104 for the click-baitable

39°21’05.5″N 76°53’54.6″W

39.351529, -76.898511

Walkers Start:
Near the old Henryton Hospital.

8000 Henryton Rd.
Marriottsville, MD 21104 clicky clacky

39°21’21.2″N 76°54’50.4″W

39.355901, -76.913994

So, last time I was out in this area, I ran into a large patch of nettles. It made me think of you. Specifically you. Let’s see if I can find it again.

Runners, you will get wet. I can offer ankle deep or chest deep, which would you prefer?

Walkers, you may get wet. I can offer standing and foul or running and fresh.

Possible obstacles on trail: horses, whorses, crazies, lazies, sneks, trouser snakes, fresh water, dirty water, wells, obstacle courses, mines… we’re gonna play it by ear.

Hares will be Udderly Vanilla and Learner’s Spermit
Hare Cell: 316-990-5104 (Learner is not allowed a phone.)

Note that we are still in the midst of a pandemic. It’s iso everything, iso trail, iso love, iso whatever. On the plus side, I shan’t be charging you for the experience.

Bring a mask in case of muggles on trail, don’t come if you’re sick, and don’t touch me.
That said, there will be a beer check. I’m bringing enough.
Mild opportunity for airing of grievances midway through trail.