BAH3 Trail# 1711 – Choosy Moms Choose Dick, I Cum in the Land Down Under
Planned to be ready before 11:69
Hares: Choosy Moms Choose Dick and I Cum in the Land Down Under
One Beer Check
Turkey/walkers and Eagle/Bettlejizz
Hare’s cell phone – 703 957 9460 **
Start: the intersection of Bottom Rd and Laurel Brook Rd by little Gunpowder Falls.
39°30’24.6″N 76°25’44.0″W
39.506828, -76.428887
GH4C+PC Fallston, Maryland
https://goo.gl/maps/751QKq5Yka7mbEkE8
Park on the side of the road somewhere and head to the intersection of Laurel Brook Rd and Bottom Rd. Not the intersection by the single-lane bridge. The other one further from the water with fewer cars.
** Warning – No cell phone service at start. This is the real wilderness of Baltimore County **
Wear your greatest bathing suit as the brave souls of BAH3 dive in and out of the lesser gunpowder falls.
D’Erections
From 95-N
Take exit 74 for MD-152 toward Joppatowne/Fallston
Continue on MD-152 N. Drive to Laurel Brook Rd in Fallston
Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto MD-152 N/Mountain Rd
Continue to follow MD-152 N 5.4 mi
Turn left onto Connolly Rd 256 ft
Turn right at the 1st cross street onto Old Fallston Rd 0.4 mi
Turn left onto Laurel Brook Rd
Start will be at the intersection with Bottom Rd 1.4 m
Trail will be GREAT if the weather doesn’t fuck the hares over! If that happens, trail will just be really good with fewer muggles barbequing in the waterfront!