BAH3 Trail# 1687 – Hadouken, At Your Cervix, Velvet Vulva, Leaning Tower of Pleaser

February 9, 2020 @ 3:00 pm
7th(?) ANnuAL Gisbert Memorial Hashiversary Electric Boogaloo
Where: Generals Hwy Corridor Park, Annapolis, MD 21401
When: Sunday February 9th, 3pm On-Out/Pack’s away *Not subject to change.
Hares: Hadouken, At Your Cervix, Velvet Vulva, Leaning Tower of Pleaser *Subject to change
Cost: 6$ hash cash. Virgins drink free (sponsored by the GM… what an idiot!)
Why: This Sunday we run in memory of “G”, who was killed in the Battle of Singapore on this day, 75 years ago. This day, hashes around the world remember G with an Annual Gispert Memorial Hash on the anniversary of the day he died, February 11th 1942.
This weekend, join us as we take our revenge on the Japanese Army for the needless slaughter of our beloved founder. Or… come celebrate two dickheads who got tricked into running hash trails many years ago. Or… you know… just come drink light beer, run, and think or something funny at some point to make us all laugh!
Bring a hot virgin for the RA to embarrass, warm/dry clothes, and a towel.
Estimate: Runners 5-ish; Walkers 3-4. *Subject to change
Shiggy Level: 3 out of 5 *Also subject to change
On-After: Lure’s *Subject to change
*Weather should hopefully clear up. Trail will probably get a little muddy* *Subject to change