BAH3 Trail# 1680 – Bic in the Dick, Girl Scout Cookies, All Day I Dream About Sausage

December 22, 2019 @ 3:00 pm

BAH3 Trail #1680

What: “Third Anal-Dirty Santa-Chez” — Have you been a shitty person this year? Been feeling like crap? Constipated? Have no fear Dirty Santa-Chez is here! We have a Natty XXXmas trail in store for you so ‘cum wearing your Dirty Santa-Chez chocolate mustache.


When: Hohoho… Dec. 22th at 3 peeeem (sharp)!

Where: 16900 Science Dr. #115, Bowie, MD (park behind the building)


Hares: Bic in the Dick, Adidas, and Girl Scout Cookies

Why: Because it’s Sunday!

Shiggy Meter: Typical. Water, maybe mud, tunnel.

Runners and Walkers trails. One BN; One SN.

Important Note: You’ll be climbing up Santa’s chimney so if you have phobias with climbing ladders talk to one of the hares for a workaround.


*Bring cranium light

*Bring dry cloths

Bring a vessel

Not stroller friendly

Kids welcome

Dogs not advised but have leashed if you insist

On After: Rips Country Inn, 3809 N. Crain Hwy., Bowie, MD

Hares Cell:

Bic (443-968-6668)

ADIDAS (301-641-7426)

GSC (240-994-0229)