BAH3 Trail# 1653 – Any Cock’ll Do me & ZZ
15850 Commerce Ct
BAH3 Trail 1653 Patriotic All Star Salute and Extravaganza For Our Nation
BUT Expecially for Our Dear Leader Natty Boh
You like TANKS?! WE HAVE TANKS!! REAL TANKS, NOT STATIC DISPLAYS!!!
WHEN? Trail 1 PM Sunday July 7 2019
NOON: Commence Prelube Patriotic Drinking and Eating for Our Dear Leader. Prelube AT Calvert Brewery WITH deluxe Food Truck Service. 12pm. Like I said. Deluxe, Motherfucker. Did I say that? BEER Me BRO! FUCK YEAH BRO!!
WHO Dis For: All Patriotic drinkers, hashers, walkers, runners, bipeds, tripeds, fourpeds, ungulates..
WHY: to properly honor the united States of Inebriation
The Secret Location is http://www.calvertbrewingcompany.com/
More information for the Directionally Challenged– you know who you are:
15850 Commerce Ct, Upper Marlboro, MD 20774
P9+GM Greater Upper Marlboro, Bowie, MD
WHAT about food other than a Food Truck? Bring own or order for delivery. Its cool. Its chill. DUDE ITS CHILL BRO!!
THEN: . 1 pm SHARP! So SO SHARP!!! trail: you’ll love it. Cushiony open woodlands and desecrated development areas where you will run around like confused ants and it will please me.
WITNESS: Beautiful and Spacious Thighs. Amber Waves of Shame. My Purple Headed Majesty.
THEN EVEN MORE LATER: On After at Calvert brewery who has agreed to stay open for your drunk asses as long as you want to drink. See comments above if you are wondering about food and have poor reading retention skills.
NOTES: Remember to make notes.
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