BAH3 Trail# 1647 (3pm) -& H4 Trail#114 (10am) I Cum in the Land Down Under and Learner Spermit

May 19, 2019 @ 3:00 pm
Parking Lot Behind Bank
1041 State Rte South

BAH3 hares are laying this! The regular BAH3 trail follows this from the on after.

H4 Trail #114

Sunday 10:00 AM- (May, 19, 2019)

$5.00 US

A to A Hares away – 10:00AM Pack away – 10:15AM

Another Double-Header, prep your liver for Tour by running with H4 and BAH3

Crash Test Dumbass, Dickoupage, Transplant It In Me, At Your Cervix

Crofton Middle School, 2301 Davidsonville Rd, Crofton, MD 21114

Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle – 6.6 Miles
Turkey – 5.5 Miles
Penguin – 3.3 Miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle – 8
Turkey – 7
Penguin – 6

More Info:

Lord Natty Boh welcomes U to the land of pleasant shiggy!! This AM you’ll get minimum pavement, moderate swamps, rolling hills, & mucho shiggy and alcohol!! You’ll be Transplant(ed) into the heart of BAH3 with this Dumbass Dickoupage of a trail. Expect beer, pudding shots, beer, special shitty shot, beer, Brunch & more alcohol! Then for double your pleasure…. The BAH3 3:00 trail starts in the parking lot of the On After venue!! You’ll be earning your Learner Spermit while you Cum in the Land Down Under on an equally shitty trail!!

On “Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!” On

On On On Brunch:

Molloy’s Irish Pub, 1053 Rte 3 North, Gambrills, MD 21054 (The start of the regular BAH3 Trail is from the parking lot!)


What: BAH3 Trail# 1647
Where: Start -> Close to Molloy’s.  Behind the Dog Thrive.  If you’re at Molloy’s then follow the crowd.  Otherwise park by the buildings behind Molly’s. Somewhere around here  1041 MD-3, Gambrills, MD 21054
When: Sunday, May 19th. 3Pee Em
Why: For the joy of drinking
Your Hares: I Cum In a Land Down Under, Learner Spermit, Miles Ze Dong
Oh Shit: Back to back trails with H4.  That’s an entire day of drinking. Plus, if your are up to date, you will notice there is an entire weekend of drinking activities.  Why not cap off a drunk weekend with a pre-lube at Molloy’s followed by an on after at Molloy’s?  Crash + others in the morning and I Cum in a Land Down under + others in the afternoon.  It’s like the perfect tag team all day long.  And there will be drinking at the irish pub throughout.  MIles is coming out of her retirement to bring you delicious drinks.  You have nothing better to do.
$6 hash cash.  On after at Molloy’s.  Dog’s, I don’t know. Strollers, I don’t know.  Trail, maybe.