BAH3 Trail #1618 – Candy Cornhole, Beetlejizz III, Just Rose
Laurel, MD 20707
USA
Trail 1618 10/28
Who: Beetlejizz3, Candy Cornhole and Just Rose
What: A completely shitty trail, but for fucks sake it’ll be less than 10 miles. Candy Cornhole might show up, something about a Military Promotion and her family coming up from Florida, I wasn’t listening. So I suckered Just Rose to help me, be thankful I have nothing to teach her. Trail will be flat, mostly paved, dry, with gently mowed grass. I assure you there are no tunnels with testicle/taint deep water. Some sort of terrible beer and shot combination. Maybe something for you glutards, if I remember. Sub-par orange food. Probably A to A.. It’ll be the worst $6 bucks you spent all Sunday, unless for some reason you bought Kirkland Light beer. I’m so ashamed of myself. No refunds. And where’s my 25 hare mug??
When: 3peem! (Note the return to normal not unusually early start time)
Where: Fairlands Ice Arena
13800 Old Gunpowder Rd
Laurel, MD 20707
Why: I know you are just showing up to see Candy Cornhole, if she decides to grace us with her presence.
On After:
Tubby’s!
For more inaccurate information:
BJ3: 240-432-2385