BAH3 Trail #1613 – All Day I Dream About [Grilled] Sausage and Bambi’s Bitch

September 23, 2018 @ 3:00 pm
9445 Washington Boulevard North F
Laurel, MD 20723
United States
What: BAH3 Trail 1613 – A Pleasant Stroll Around a Deep Clear Lake
When: Sunday, September 23rd, 3:00 pm sharp-ish
Where: Jailbreak Brewing Co. 9445 Washington Boulevard North F, Laurel, MD 20723
Park to the RIGHT and EAST of the brewery, by the Tabernacle of David.
Who: All Day I Dream About [grilled] Sausage and Bambi’s Bitch
How much: $6 hash cash
During the BAH3 campout, the hareraiser somehow convinced these two to commit to lay trail, preying on their vulnerable drunken nakedness. Then ADIDAS managed to sear his foot to medium rare, cutting the length of this trail in half. But don’t worry! There will still be enough lush shiggy, mud with potentially healing powers, and fragnant swamp to make you wish you were back at the brewery already. Bring a dry bag and a change of shoes so they will let you inside after trail. Might consider leaving your hash dog at home, or at least keep him on a leash.
A-to-A. Runner and walker trails. 3-5ish miles. Bring a dry bag. Extremely stroller unfriendly. Potential for swimming. BRING A DRY BAG. The brewery does not allow dogs inside.
Pre-Lube & On-After: Jailbreak Bre.wing Co. has Sunday 11am to 8pm sportsball beer pitcher and wing specials (pint and 10 wings for $12!). Try not to get lost on trail, however, as the kitchen closes by 7:00pm.