BAH3 Trail #1603 – Clevage 2 Beaver, Girl Scout Cookies, & BJ3

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When:
August 5, 2018 @ 3:00 pm
2018-08-05T15:00:00-04:00
2018-08-05T15:15:00-04:00
Where:
Queenstown Park
600 Queenstown Rd
Severn, MD 21144
USA
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BAH3 Trail 1603 August 5 – Happy Birthday Mudflaps! Here’s a shitty trail for you!
Who: Cleavage to Beaver, Beetlejizz3, Girl Scout Cookies
Where: Queenstown Park, 600 Queenstown Rd, Severn, MD 21144 (kinda near BWI)
When: 3:00 pee em! 1500 for you weirdos
Why: It’s the most wonderful time of the year! There’s mud and water and the thorn vines are at their peak stabbiness! So let’s celebrate the sensible way – by tearing through the shiggy drunk, at top speed! There will be the aforementioned mud, water, and thorns. Also: tunnels, cursing, beer, shots, and low-flying aircraft. And just the tiniest sprinkle of possible trespassing (but really only a sprinkle). And also birthday goodness for Mudflaps, who turned twenty-nunya on August 2nd. Be prepared to be disappointed…. after all, Cleavage and Girl Scout attempted a trail in this general area just a couple months ago, and it was epically terrible. Pray to the almighty Beetljizz3 that this trail doesn’t suck as bad.
Trail will be suitable for people who do not mind getting their feet and much of their lower appendages filthy. You WILL NEED A DRY BAG. And you might want to bring a cranium lamp…. if you’re a weenie. This trail is not stroller/bicycle/skateboard/roller-skate/wheelchair friendly. Kids and very small hashers should be ok, unless they’re very short, in which case they might drown in the mud-pits we found whilst scouting. Dogs should be ok on trail (unless they are prone to mud-pit drowning), but on-after is not dog-friendly. There will be beer and shots, with cider for those wankers who don’t want to upset their delicate constitutions.
Trail is A to A, BRING A FUCKIN’ DRY BAG and a sense of humor, wear sun, bug, and STD protection. There’s gonna be a fuck-ton of thorns, so keep that in mind when you plan your outfit. Other than that, may the odds be ever in your favor. We’ll see you Sunday at 3.
On-After Crabtowne, USA (bring quarters! they have an arcade of classic games!) 1500 Crain Hwy S, Glen Burnie, MD 21061

Hare phone numbers: GSK: 240-994-0229 C2B: 770-633-9907
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