BAH3 Trail #1590 – Cleavage to Beaver, Girl Scout Cookies & Mystery Hare

April 29, 2018 @ 3:00 pm
Around the back of the vacant building
7524 WB&A Rd
Glen Burnie, MD 21061
Hare's Cell

What?: 10 Years of Cleavage to Beaver
Trail notes: Shiggy-tastic trail celebrating a dickade of Beaver! 10 years ago, a shy, quiet, lonely girl walked into Leon’s Tavern in Fishtown, Philadelphia. She had heard about something called “hashing” from an out-of-town friend, who thought it’d be the perfect thing. She pedaled her bike the 2 short miles to the meet-up place, and locked it up with several locks, in front of a seedy, abandoned-looking dive-bar. She hesitated at the door, actually walked back to her bike, unlocked the multiple locks, and started back toward home….. but something inside her screamed, “you need to suck it up, buttercup! What’s the worst that could happen?”

Glancing around the tree-less, filthy concrete jungle, grubby shoes dangling off a power line overhead, and tumble-trash rolling through a nearby vacant lot, that girl shuddered at thoughts of “the worst that could happen.” She sighed heavily, locked her bike up, again, then marched up to the bar, opened the door, and started a whole new chapter of life. That was April 28th, 2008.

That shy, quiet, unassuming girl grew up to be the legendary Cleavage to Beaver. And she’s decided to take revenge upon you poor wanks with the shittiest of shitty trails.

Heavy shiggy, dog-friendly trail (for reals, this time – no escape ladders or condemned bridges, I promise) but on-after is not. Not stroller-friendly.. Bring a dry bag and a cranium-mounted illumination device.

On-after: Los Portales, 6938 Aviation Blvd, Glen Burnie, MD 21061