BAH3 Trail #1586 – Bobbin 4 Buttplugs and Gunna Probably Spew

April 1, 2018 @ 3:00 pm
Longwood Community Center
19300 Georgia Ave
Brookeville, MD 20833

BAH3 Trail #1586 – Sunday, April 1st

WHAT: Big Trouble in Little Dickieville aka Backcheck to the Future aka the Anniversary of the Respawning of Jesus
WHEN: 3pm
WHERE: Longwood Community Center at 19300 Georgia Ave, Brookeville, MD 20833
Park behind the center to the left. The center is closed Sundays, so parking shouldn’t be a problem.*
*This is how I jinx myself

COST: $6

Trail Notes: A to A, including: mud, water, shiggy, beverages, maybe Egg Shen or some other eggs

Drybag?: Yes
Shiggy Factor: 2 out of 5 (GAP scale)
PI Factor: Virtually Zero

Walkers Trail: Yes
Walkers Trail with Shiggy: Yes


TAKE HEED!! THERE BE EVIL SPEED CAMERAS ON THESE ROUTES. They appear out of thin air like goddamn Lo Pan. Unless you’re okay with paying a “speed tax”, be wary on Georgia Ave, especially in and around Olney. These cameras are often the biggest money makers for MoCo.

From the ICC (MD-200):

Hop on your Porkchop Express and take it the ICC to MD97 North (Georgia Ave)
After you pass Gold Mine Road, Turn right into Longwood Community Center.


From South side:
Take some road (like the Beltway or Randolph Road) that gets you to Georgia Ave (MD97) and go NORTH
After you pass Gold Mine Road, Turn right into Longwood Community Center.

From North side:
I don’t know where the fuck you’re coming from, but use your Google-Machine to get to Georgia Ave (MD97) South and then…
After you snake your way through Brookeville, eventually turn right into Longwood Community Center.

ON-AFTER: Greene Turtle, 18101 Town Center Dr, Olney, MD 20832 (near the intersection of MD97 and MD108)

HARES: Bobbin’ for Buttplugs, GPS and Special Guest Stars: Under 25 to Ride and Show Me Long Time
HARE #s: 301-910-9975, 443-929-050, 631-495-4634