BAH3 Trail #1573 Choosy Moms Choose Dick

December 31, 2017 @ 3:00 pm – 5:00 pm
3400 Parkdale Ave
Baltimore, MD 21211

BAH3 Trail #1573

What? A short, sweet, well-lubricated trail through shiggy and TV broadcast towers and hobo junkyards.

When? On your knee’s new year’s eve: Dec 31 at 3PM

Who? Wankers, dogs, no strollers, no lizards.

Whow much? $6

Whares? Choosy Moms and Choose Dick. (703-957-9460)

Where? Baltimore!! 3400 Parkdale Ave. Park on the side of the street where it dead ends into the park.

Dire’erections? Wake up by 8am. Watch some porn. Consume 6 raw eggs. Then pack all your hashing gear. Get in the car. Take I-83 to Union Brewery. Get out your phone and google the address.. Figure out how to get your ass to start on time.

On-After? Really, on NYE? Blue Pit BBQ might have still have a happy hour. 1601 Union Ave, Baltimore, MD 21211