BAH3 #1519 Hangover Helper DCH3, Fossil & Crash Test Dumbass

January 1, 2017 @ 12:30 pm – 4:30 pm
Patapsco Park McKeldin Area Pav. #501
11676 Marriottsville Rd
Marriottsville, MD 21104

Directions to Hangover Helper 2017

Date: Jan 1, 2017

Time: 1pm Sharp

Where: McKeldin Area, Pataspsco State Park, Marriotsville MD

Directions: make your best way to I-70 west of Baltimore

Take exit 83 to Marriotsville Rd, North.

Proceed approximately 5 miles, park entrance is on your right.

Enter the park, pay the fee (you cheap bastards!), follow the road
counter-clockwise around the central field to Pavillion 501

Cost: $20 because we’re tired of making change. What do you get for that pittance?

Why do you keep coming? For the crap warm beer, tepid over-boiled food,

un-raveling T-shirt with a trite saying, week-old oysters, what was the other thing?

oh yeah – Trail! miles and miles of shiggy in bone-wrenching cold weather!

We promise trails, shoe sucking mud, water, and briars

Be sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes for the on-after.

4 Legged Friendly.