BAH3 #1535 She Has Small Hands, Just Terri, and S&M Man
4216 Shannon Dr
Baltimore, MD 21213
USA
When: Sunday, April 23, 2017, 3peem
Where: Oliver Brewing Company, 4216 Shannon Dr, Baltimore, MD 21213
Pre-Lube 1:30peem
Pack Away 3peem
Parking: Please park along the street, there is plenty of parking, as all of the businesses are closed on Sunday. DO NOT park in the brewery lot as they will close their gates after the pre-lube, and your car will be locked inside for days.
Trail D’erections: Google It!
Hares: She Has Small Hands, just Terri, and S&M Man
Hare’s Cell: 202-413-3431
Misc.: Trail is A to A
Hash Cash: $6
Stroller Friendly? No (but talk to the hares if you want to figure out your own pathway)
Friendlies: Walker, runner, dog friendly. Bring a dry bag.
On After:
Super Star Inn
5603 Pulaski Hwy, Baltimore, MD 21205
(It’s right next to the famous Chaps Pitt Beef, for anybody that watches the Food Network and wants to taste some yummy meat in their mouth)
Details: Oliver Brewing Company started in the basement of a brewpub in downtown Baltimore in 1993. This is the new location of their brewery, where they just opened up a tasting room. Closed on Sundays BUT the owner is opening just for us wankers and waiving all fees to do so. You know what that means? We’ll have the taps ALL TO OURSELVES!!! Come out and support Oliver Brewing Company! Pay-as-you-go and take some home! Most Growlers are in the $10-$12 range. In addition, if you cum She Has Small Hands is bringing ice cream for anybody that wants to join the pre-lube for an oatmeal stout float. The brewery isn’t serving food so we’ll provide some snacks. Please feel free to bring some more snacks to share.
Come play and drink with us. This trail has something for everyone. Most of all it is shiggy-licious. Bring a change of shoes/cloths as you will get wet, and not in the good way.
Well, maybe in the good way.
On-On!