Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers

What: BAH3 #1533 – Blonde Roots Thanks the Hash! Blonde Roots wants to thank all of you for your love, support and generosity throughout the past year. As a result she will treat you to the nectar of the gods (beer), an idyllic stroll through the park in scenic Crofton, Maryland, beer, orange food and beer, all free of charge. Trust us, you could do this dreamy trail in your PJs and slippers! Honest!
When: Sunday, April 9, 2017 at 3:00 p.m. SHARP! Arrive late, hash alone.
Where: State Employees Credit Union (SECU), 1298 Cronson Blvd, Crofton, MD 21114
Hares: Blonde Roots, At Your Cervix, Velvet Vulva & Johnnie C*ckring
How Much: $0.00; Zip; Zilch; Nada; Nuttin’, Honey!
Type: A to ?
Dry Bag: Ya think?!
On After: Ledo’s Pizza, 1286 Rte 3 North, Crofton, Maryland 21114 – just a few steps from the A

Trail Notes: (1) Winter Rules this week – Pack away at 3:00 p.m. SHARP! Arrive late, hash alone. (2) Friendlies – Runners, damn beaver lovers, walkers, monkeys, tough dogs. Not stroller friendly, altho a bypass is possible. (3) Winter Rules this week – Pack away at 3:00 p.m. SHARP! Arrive late, hash alone.

D’erections:
Input it into yer GPS
State Employees Credit Union (SECU), 1298 Cronson Blvd, Crofton, MD 21114
Pull into the parking lot in the strip center next to the Dunkin Donuts
Look for wankers
Park in the strip shopping center out front
Circle up behind the red brick SECU building
DO NOT PARK BEHIND SECU

Cervix’s cell – 301.807.4822
Johnnie’s cell – 301.980.8200