BAH3 #1517 Choosy Moms Choose Dick & Mango Bango
Baltimore, MD 21211
What? A short, sweet, well-lubricated trail through shiggy and TV broadcast towers and hobo junkyards.
When? Dec 18 at 3PM
Who? Wankers, dogs, no strollers, no lizards.
Whow much? $6
Whares? Choosy Moms and Mango. (703-957-9460)
Where? Baltimore!! 3400 Parkdale Ave. Park on the side of the street where it dead ends into the park.
Dire’erections? Wake up by 8am. Watch some porn. Consume 6 raw eggs. Then pack all your hashing gear. Get in the car. Take I-83 to Union Brewery. Get out your phone and google the address. Figure out how to get your ass to start on time.
On-After? Waverly Brewing 1625 Union Ave, Baltimore, MD 21211
When I scouted I saw so many great places to hide beverages I think I’ll see how many I can actually do. 12 beverage checks? That’s a distinct possibility.
BRING A VESSEL ON TRAIL.