BAH3 #1471: Amazon!
WHAT: The ‘Trail of The Dead Bodies Lovingly Interred in Leakin Park’ Hash. This will be a scavenger hunt: whomever finds the most “grave markers” on trail wins a prize. Plus, if you find a real dead body, you win your money back!
WHEN: Sunday, Feb. 21, 2016, 3 pm sharp-ish
WHERE: Leakin Park on Franklintown Road: Park in the lot behind the stone bathroom where Lester Williams was laid to rest, which is close to the stone hut where Lemuel Wallace was found shot in the back of the head by his guardian and minister).
HOW MUCH: $6, which will be refunded upon receipt of new dead body.
HARES: Lil Flour & Amazon.cum
TRAIL NOTES: Don’t get too excited about winning your money back. I’ve hiked that park almost everyday for 8 years and, sadly, have yet to find even a femur ;-). Also, for you Cervixy types who like to turkey along the paved trails and expect to find beer or hashers, you will be thirsty and all alone.
IMPORTANT TRAIL NOTE: Every body found in my phenomenal park was either dead already or brought there by their killer to be killed. So don’t expect to be duckin bullets or anything fun like that.
CAUTION: Don’t expect a clever, difficult-to-find trail this time either. I know my audience now. Trail will be short, flat and easy, just like me. Dry bag at your discretion.
Hare’s Cell 410-294-6556 (always a good idea to bring cellphones on an Amazon trail 😉
Hare most likely to answer – Lil Flour: 410-336-7238
Apres: Iampieri’s (Chiafalo’s is next door and delivers great food free of charge to Iamp’s)