BAH3 #1470: BBD – Good Times!

February 14, 2016 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Beverly triton beach park

Trail #1470: Happy f*cking Presintine’s (Valendent’s?) Day!
It’s F*ucking Valentine’s Day followed by a federal holiday so cum celebrate getting off on Monday and the only thing in this world worthy of being loved: alcohol.

WHAT: BAH trail #1470

WHERE: Beverly triton beach park. Triton Beach Rd, Edgewater MD. Parking is located at the park entrance, corner of Triton Beach Rd and Carvel Lane.

WHEN: Sunday, February 14th at 3pm SHARP (did you notice the regular- be on time- start time?)

COST: $6.00 (free if you run trail wearing an adult diaper and call yourself Cupid the entire trail).

HARES: Beer & a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times, & Just Mindy

HARE CONTACT: 585-748-7515

NOTES: trail will be cold and dead, just like my heart. Dog, walkers, and small people friendly trail. Probably a little wet (just like your …). Can be adapted for strollers. Presidential and Valentine themed (warm) clothing highly encouraged, bonus points if you combine holidays into one outfit.

ON-AFTER: tbd but probably either the Old Stein Inn (1143 Central Ave E) or Bayside Inn (1246 Mayo Rd).

ON-ON-AFTER: lets go get drunk in downtown Annapolis and ruin as many valentines dinners as possible.

-Beer and a …. Good Times!