BAH3 #1426, Amazon.cum

April 26, 2015 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Digital Harbor High School
1100 Covington Street
Baltimore, MD 21230
Superheroes and Supervillains unite in the name of …uh…justice! Yeah, that’s it! … err… whatever. Sunday this, we will come together as one clan to protest the… uh… um… UNJUST nature of…..uh, nature? Rain, rain, rain! Lots of–way. way, way too much fckng–rain may descend upon those swarthy enough to actually post for an Amazon + Spitz.cum trail. Be prepared for protests real and imagined, and dress inappropriately as appropriate.
Henceforth, d’erections are as follows, per the Majestik UberCockrng:
In the mood for another mind boggling Amazon/Spitz.cum adventure?  You won’t believe how lucky you are!
When: Sunday, April 26, 2015 at 3:00 p.m.
Theme: “SuperHeroes vs SuperVillains: the Battle Thru Baltimore”  Dress Inappropriately! There may be 1000’s of righteous protesters to offend, so don’t blow it.
Where:  Digital Harbor High School: 1100 Covington Street, Baltimore, MD 21230.  Trail will include some of the best highlights and lowlights of the city. (Just kidding! There aren’t any lowlights in Baltimore 😉
Hare(s):  Amazon.cum & Spitz.cum
Friendlies: All manner of mobile entities, from human to cyborg, to the only truly perfect creation, canine.
NOTES: Kryptonic Shots and a Marvel-ous beer check for anyone clever enough to follow the Invisible’s trail.
FYI: Cells on trail will be eminently tolerated. Hare least likely to respond to your SOS call (yet the only one willing to give you her number): 410-294-6556.
More details to cum. Ha ha, these are them.