BAH3 #1412 – White Elephant

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When:
January 11, 2015 @ 1:00 pm – 7:00 pm
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Where:
Greenbury Point in Annapolis
BAH3 Hashes
WHAT: the White Elephant Xmas Hash
WHERE: Greenbury Point in Annapolis
WHY: because we want to exchange crappy presents & drink crappy beer & run a crappy trail (not in that order)
WHEN: Sunday, January 11th @ 1:00 pm (NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME)
COST: $6.00 USD
HARES: ZZ Bottom 3rd & At Your Cervix

D’ERECTIONS:

  • take Rte.50 East
  • just past the Severn River Bridge bear right at Exit 27 onto Rte.450 South
  • after about a mile turn left at the light (just before the Naval Academy bridge) onto Rte.648 Balto-Annapolis Road
  • after 0.5 mile bear right onto Rte.672 East, Greenbury Point Road
  • stay on this road past the golf course, past the Brigade Sports Complex to the end
  • we are in the little house on the left

TRAIL NOTES: Not stroller friendly, not animal friendly, not human friendly
Bring a dry bag with festive Xmas party wear (the more revealing the better).
Bring a gift to exchange (this is mandatory)

NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME- NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME
& bring a present

Yes, you may bring food

We are providing the best main course that anyone has ever provided to anyone who has ever eaten but we could use appetizers & desserts. So if your name is in the top half of the alphabet: chips, dip, salsa, etc. If your name is in the lower half: dessert (not some lame-ass store-bought cookies, please make it something interesting like whipped cream) Don’t even ask me if its hash name or nerd name- figure it out yo’self
NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME – 1:00pm
BRING A PRESENT (I will enforce the no present means= no beer rule)
WEAR SOMETHING FESTIVE & REVEALING FOR THE XCHANGE (no Forgetful I did not say sex change)
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ZZ & AYC
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