BAH3 #1409 – NEC

December 21, 2014 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm

A brand new never before attempted trail to set, with thrills and chills and spills. Also swamps and hills. Prepare to be amazed, even dumbfounded.

What: a holiday trail suitable for christians, jews, muslims, infidels, agnostics, atheists, and whatever religion kwanzaa is

When: pack departs 3pm sharp so show up early to pre-lube properly. Dress in something ridiculously holiday.

Where: get thee to MD3 in crofton MD, and go west on Conway Rd. Go right (north) on Patuxent Rd, proceed abt a mile to intersection of patuxent rd and wba bikepath; google 1177 patuxent rd, odenton md, 21113. There is a tiny parking area, just use the side of the road to park, look for wankers, and hash.

Why: because you are easily amused and generally senseless

Notes: not for the feint of heart. Bring dry clothes. Be prepared for holiday carols, rain, sleet, drunks, mud.

On after: irish channel restaurant and bar In crofton, 1053 rte 3n Gambrills md 21054 410 451 4222

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