BAH3 #1405: Just Matt, Crash Test Dumbass, Don’t Have One
In the proud tradition of our Puritan forefathers we present the annual meeting of the Pilgrims and Indians:
Hares/Pilgrims: Just Matt, Crash Test Dumbass, Don’t Have One
Harriers/Indians: Cum dressed as an indian if you want wampum
Cost: 6 beavers or dollars
Where: Catonsville High School turf field parking lot off Hilltop Rd
When: Sunday Nov. 23 2014 3:00pm
Why: So we can stuff our giblets into your cavity, baste your breasts with our juices, tie your legs together to keep you moist, heat you up til you can’t take it any longer then spread you out for all to enjoy… let us know if you prefer dark meat.
D’erections: from 166/ rolling road and 95 – take rolling road west towards catonsville proceed 1.1 miles, turn right on bloomsbury ave, proceed 0.3 miles turn right on hilltop rd, parking lot is on the right
On After: Morsberger’s Tavern – 713 Frederick Rd