BAH3 #1396, Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon

September 21, 2014 @ 10:00 am – 7:00 pm
Island Creek Elementary School
7855 Morning View Lane
Alexandria, VA 22315

Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon

(Please note the need to bring your own 12 pack (or 6 pack for those with a weak liver) and there are 2 start times depending on if you’re doing regular trail or the Half-mind, Half-assed, Half-marathon.)

Cum on out for a 13.1 mile, 12 beer run. Special start time!

What: Hillbilly H3 Trail #306, and BAH3 Trail #1396

When: Note the 2 start times!

Option #1:  Half-mind/half-assed/half-marathon: 10:00am  / race start time is 10:30.  Racist must have their beers in the trail coolers by 10:15.  After 10:15, you will be carrying your 12 pack on trail.

Option #2: Regular trail: @ 11:69 (aka 12:09) / Hares away 12:30-ish / Pack away 12:45-ish

Where: Island Creek Elementary School 7855 Morning View Lane, Alexandria, VA 22315

Hares: 3holer, ATWI, Parent’s Weekend  (additional beer stop hosts: Survival of the Spittest and Missing Link)

Hash Cash: $5 / Virgins $0

Extra Info: It’s time for the Half-mind/half-assed/half-mind/half-marathon. That’s right 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Bring a 12 (or 6) pack of your favorite beverage to drink with your name somehow attached to it (duct tape, duck tape, glass etching, whatever)

The hares will stash coolers 1 mile apart departing the school promptly at 10:15.  If your beer is not in the coolers at 10:15 you will be carrying your 12 pack on trail.

Trail is not stroller friendly. If you plan to bring you dog, you must keep it on a leash.

D’Erections: These come from Google, so driver beware. If you’re lost or late, call Sour Snatch My Rubber Back @ 540-830-0148

From Western Hillbilly Land (aka Fro’ Ro’)

  1. Take I-66 EAST
  2. Take exit 55 from I-66 E
  3. Merge onto VA-286 S/Fairfax County Pkwy for 13.3 mi
  4. Continue onto VA-289/Franconia-Springfield Pkwy for 3.8 mi
  5. Turn right onto Beulah St for 1.1 mi
  6. Turn right onto Morning View Ln
  7. Destination will be on the left
  8. Look for some wankers milling about

On On On: will be the Bungalow at the corner of Beulah and Franconia-Springfield Pkwy