Category Archives: BAH3 Campout


Q: What’s up with Friday night?
A: The campground is paid for, but you’ll be on your own for food and beer until 11am Saturday

Q: What is the bathroom situation?
A: Flushing toilets and sinks.  Outside shower for rinsing off.

Q: Beer Mile?
A: Yup, drink run, repeat.  We don’t exactly follow the “Kensington” rules, but  will give you the idea.

Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: Sorry, no animals or children.
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Camp Out Details

The Big Lebowski Camp Out!! 

September 6th – 8th, 2013

Jug Bay Natural Area Patuxent River Park




 Cost: $75:

Extremely cheap considering the ridiculously hot and naked people you will meet.

Price goes to $85 August 9th; $95 on August 23.

Regos capped at 75.


Bowling shirt giveaway; customized if ordered before August 9th.



Friday September 6th

4pm gates open.

Bring your own food and some beer; maybe a teeny bit to share

We supply charcoal and grills, one keg of beer

Formal Cock and Tails party

Drunken Naked Flip Cup

Some sort of trail.


Saturday September 7th

9am Sign in

light breakfast provided (bagels, etc)

lunch provided (BLT's)

Super Trail with alternatives for Runners, Walkers, and Too Drunk or Stoned to Hash

Beer Mile

Hash Triathlon

Very Extra Special Bowling

Purification Barn

BBQ chicken and pork dinner provided; plus veg alternative

Midnight trail


Sunday September 8th

Breakfast leftovers

Fatboy Trail

Get out of Camp and Go Home.

Loud Music thrown in for free, also Bathrooms with hot and cold water, plenty of covered area and electricity.



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Directions to Camp Site

Jug Bay Natural Area Patuxent River Park

(less than an hour from DC)

Address: (map)
16000 Croom Airport Rd
Upper Marlboro, MD 20772-8395

  • Get thee to the interesection of Crain Highway US 301S and Croom Rd MD 382
  • East on Croom Rd MD 382 about 3 miles
  • Left on Croom Airport Rd
  • Stay on Croom Airport Rd
  • Pass the Park entrance on the left
  • Stay on Croom airport Rd
  • Road turns 90 degrees to left; On Right is an entrance road with a Gate, leading to a gigantic Barn and Fields. That is the Seminar Location.
  • Drive though gate, unload yo shit near your desired camping area, return your wheels to the parking area near the gate.