Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers

After a fabulous and well marked (yes, seriously) trail devoted to Dogs by Amazon, Mistress of Shiggy and Pain, our 4 legged friends layed down this rap:

 

chorus:  

Well I’m everybody’s favorite,

I’m the D O G;

and everybody wanna put their hands on me.

 

 

yeah i like to chase squirrels,

and bark at the birds,

then roll with my pack, in other dogs turds.

chorus

 

if i want to play the fool i might sit up and beg;

or if i want to use you like a tool,

i might hump your leg.

chorus

 

when my tummy’s upset i eat some grass;

and i use your carpet if i gotta scratch my ass.

chorus

 

now them cats ain’t playas;

they’re brainless nitwits;

i got their number cuz i tasted their shit.

chorus

 

now you ladies think you’re hot with your fake naughty bits;

but all my bitches come with at least 6 tits

chorus

 

down down down

 

on on

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