Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers

You paid your six bucks for some almost fun, saw some fields and ditches; 
TrickFucked by a fat old man and his two fine white bitches. 
First up is our hot co gm, the fabulous pump n dump; 
Voted most popular cuz of her lovely lady lumps. 
Next is tighter than uranus, with her super muscular twat; 
She can crack your nuts with that thing, or pop your bottle top. 
I know you can agree with me we’d get much satisfaction 
If our cohares would engage in some red hot lesbo action.