I Don’t Want to Sober Up
I don’t want to sober up
I’m a debaucherous kid
There’s a million hasher ’round the world the I can drink with
More shiggy, more beer, more titties, oh shit
It’s the coolest drinking club there is. Gee Whiz!
I don’t want to sober up because if I did, I couldn’t be a debaucherous kid