A Few of My Favorite Things

Vibrators, Dildos and vaseline jelly,
That’s what I use to set fire in my belly,
In and out up and down–feels like a dream,
All by myself w/my favorite things.

Men are useless,
I don’t need them,
I’m the best I have had.
All that I need are my favorite things,
Cause I’m just so good (oh!) when I’m bad.