Hash Trash # 1049 – Mothers Day Hash
Date: 11 May 2008
Hare(s): Minnie & Micro Brew
Trail: Mother Nature’s punishment (with a few of our favorite things)
♫ Raindrops on Minnie and Micro just oodled,
to “brew” up a trail like a wet soggy noodle,
PonyBoy slipped and Just Amanda nearly chocked,
these are some reasons we all got soaked. ♪
♫ Flour on branches and arrows to follow,
Through pine trees and rivers with petrol to swallow.
BackSeat was there and with so little flare,
these were some things that he hardly could bare. ♪
♫ Hashers were everywhere and some were with FeyLey,
But Xtra-Creamy with a broken sternum sure found the long way.
And CrabbyNotBitchy finally melted Jennifers fame,
Cuz now it’s gonna be HER most fa-vo-rite name. ♪
♫ When the trees bite,when PI stings,
We simply forget all the reasons we’re sore,
and then we go drink…some…more. ♪
And that’s the way it was, real or imagined. Errors or omissions accepted (so send an e-mail to: sallysportahoy@yahoo.com , if it matters)
On-Sec Scribe: Spitz.cum