In Women’s Underwear

Sung [by men] to the tune of Winter Wonderland:

Lacey things my wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk panty hoes
Walkin round' in women's underwear

In the store there's a teddy
with little straps like spagette
It holds me so tight like handcuffs at night
Walkin' round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "are you ready?" l'll say "WOW! Man…
lets wait until the wife is outta town!"
Later on if you wanna, we can dress like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade and join the parade
Walkin' round' in women's underwear

[this should be followed immediately by the Vibrator song]

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