Trail #1374, May the Fourth be with you, as Amazon’s haring!
WHEN: Sunday, May the 4th, at 3PM
WHERE: Daniels Road, Ellicot City-ish, MD. Get to 29, north of I-70, and turn right on Rodgers. Take the roundabout to Ole Fredrick, then left on Daniels. Ride that road down to the bottom, find hashers, park, hash
WHY: Because it’s a day for hashing!
WHAT: A BYOB hash! That’s right, you don’t have to pay a penny to enjoy this no-doubt-super-amazing Amazon trail! Bring Your Own Beverage means you get to come and enjoy the woods and the fun without paying for it. There will be Orange Food and Water, provided by the hare, but beyond that, BYOB!
WHO is haring? Amazon.cum!
Write this down: Amazon’s cell for trail-related communications (excluding whining, pissing and/or moaning): 410-294-6556. Use this number only when death may be imminent or you’re just lost on a trail that you’re not clever enough to sort out.